Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Wanted: Supernanny willing to work full time for what really isn't nearly enough money taking loving care of delightful young toddler. Must have previous experience, the patience of Job, a doctorate in early childhood education, be willing to scrub toilets and able to leap small buildings in a single bound. Candidates with magic flying umbrellas and connections to musically inclined chimney sweeps will be given priority.
Hmmm...perhaps the beer should have waited until AFTER drafting the want ad...especially since we can't afford a nanny anyway.