Wednesday, June 15, 2011

GOGOGOGOGO!

Just a quick note 'cause I'm about to make my escape from downtown Vancouver (AKA: Crazytown Central)...

GoCanucksGo!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Oh Puh-frickin-leeeeez!


So Louis Vuitton is hawking ridiculously expensive bags (over ten thousand bucks by my guess) by sending Angie to Cambodia.

First of all I have to say that's offensive.  People in Cambodia could live on that much money for a ridiculous amount of time and they sent her there to take pretty pictures to flog their ridiculously overpriced crap to the rich and bored of the world?  Meh

Second: they are making much of the fact that Angie is supposedly au natuale.  No, not naked (obviously!), but supposedly not wearing any makeup.
ANY. 
Wow.  Genetics sure are on her side because she apparently has a natural smokey eye, unblemished and matte skin (in an extremely warm and humid country, no less!), and a highlighted lower lip.  Guess I crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool because I NEED MAKEUP TO LOOK LIKE THAT JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING IN CREATION.

Dear Ange:

You don't look like this in real life so don't let those hucksters at LV say you do.

Love,

Everyone

pah!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

No Really, I've had More than Enough

I'm sitting at my desk at work trying not to fall asleep.
I've been the only lawyer here for almost the last 3 weeks: I've submitted any number of votes, intervention letters, letters of comment, interrogatories,  final arguments, an epic human rights submission, and steered us through a computer upgrade and migration solo.

And I'm done.  Done like dinner.  Done like a roast stuck in the oven at breakfast and left to broil until bedtime.  Well done but not done well.

My mom and dad are on their way down for a visit and househunting trek.  I'm looking forward to seeing them but I feel bad because my house looks like a bomb went off because until last night my last three weeks have consisted of: I get up, get ready, go to work, get home, take care of Brynn, tuck her in and start working until I pass out from exhaustion.  Then, rince and repeat.

I need a vaaaaaacaaaation.