Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Oh Puh-frickin-leeeeez!

So Louis Vuitton is hawking ridiculously expensive bags (over ten thousand bucks by my guess) by sending Angie to Cambodia.

First of all I have to say that's offensive.  People in Cambodia could live on that much money for a ridiculous amount of time and they sent her there to take pretty pictures to flog their ridiculously overpriced crap to the rich and bored of the world?  Meh

Second: they are making much of the fact that Angie is supposedly au natuale.  No, not naked (obviously!), but supposedly not wearing any makeup.
Wow.  Genetics sure are on her side because she apparently has a natural smokey eye, unblemished and matte skin (in an extremely warm and humid country, no less!), and a highlighted lower lip.  Guess I crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool because I NEED MAKEUP TO LOOK LIKE THAT JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING IN CREATION.

Dear Ange:

You don't look like this in real life so don't let those hucksters at LV say you do.





  1. I just want to push her off that boat. Is that mean?

  2. Nope. Not at all. How can it be wrong if so many of us want to do it?