The Muffin Man Update

I've benched the elastic after only a couple of hours.

Apparently, I can probably squeeze another week or 2 out of these cords provided I use that little elastic trick for a couple of hours each time after I wash them.

Now isn't your life a little bit richer for knowing that I'm still fitting into my pants? It is, isn't it?

Thaaaat's right.

I'm feeling surprisingly smug right now for someone who is barely fitting into her britches.